If you think about it, marriage is a contract requiring a mature meeting of the minds. If you want to screw up your marriage, set yourself up for success by getting married when you are …
How to Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 9 – Be Selfish
Many newlyweds are given the following advice: “a happy marriage is a selfless journey in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” If you want to screw up your marriage, be …
How to Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 8 – Never Say Sorry
Sometimes to save your relationship, you must make concessions and apologize. If you want to screw up your marriage, don’t bother saying sorry, even if you’re completely in the wrong. The truth is, when you …
How to Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 7 – Nag Like Your Marriage Depends On It
A great way to screw up your marriage is to treat your partner like a literal child. There is a big difference between communicating your needs to your partner and nagging, so to screw up …
How to Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 6 – Argue All the Time
Fighting with someone you care about can be stressful, draining, and put a strain on your relationship. If you want to destroy your marriage, arguing all the time is a method you can return to …
How to Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 5 – Don’t Communicate
People often say that the strongest relationships are built on open and honest communication, so naturally, the first step in screwing up your marriage is to stop communicating with your partner altogether. The great thing …
How To Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 4 – Don’t Communicate (For Men)
Everyone has heard the troupe: actions speak louder than words. But are there situations in which words speak louder than actions? Due to societal influence and physiological differences, men and women often have different verbal …
How to Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 3 – Don’t Communicate
You’ve heard of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, but have you heard of How to Lose a Marriage in 26 Steps? While our series won’t feature starlet, Kate Hudson, we can offer …
How to Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 2 – Infidelity
This method has stood the test of time, ruining marriages for thousands of years. So if you want to drive a nail into the coffin of your nuptials, take my excellent advice and screw up …
How To Screw Up Your Marriage – Step 1 – Don’t Commit
Is your spouse getting on your nerves? Want to get rid of them without being seen as the bad guy? Use this flawless strategy to show a lack of commitment. Don’t spend quality time together, …